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This Blog is all about crazy advice on life and "what not to do's"
by Molly Jones
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Babies in the mall....
When you see babies they are so cute with their little smiles and their little matching cloths and teddy bears....but then their HORNS come out because they just saw what they want for xmas... So they start throwing them self's on the floor screaming as loud as they can with their hands in the air saying things that I cant understand. And on top of that there are two types of mothers, one is very quit and doesn't want anyone to see her yelling at her baby so shes all like, "Tommy...plz stop, I promise I will bring you back later, Tommy....plz...everyone is looking....Tommy please...Ok...Ill buy it for you ok? And then she leaves the store and moves on with life with her spoiled little baby. The other type of mother on the other hand is very loud and doesn't give a fuck what you think of her, So she starts yelling and throwing her hands in the air saying "TOMMY, GET OFF THE FLOOR AND GET YOUR LITTLE ASS IN THE CAR NOW!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Then she leaves the store with a big smile on her face and a very scared baby. :) My advice, get a muzzle for your babies, No one wants to here it in the 1st place. Just sayin
Babies in the mall....
When you see babies they are so cute with their little smiles and their little matching cloths and teddy bears....but then their HORNS come out because they just saw what they want for xmas... So they start throwing them self's on the floor screaming as loud as they can with their hands in the air saying things that I cant understand. And on top of that there are two types of mothers, one is very quit and doesn't want anyone to see her yelling at her baby so shes all like, "Tommy...plz stop, I promise I will bring you back later, Tommy....plz...everyone is looking....Tommy please...Ok...Ill buy it for you ok? And then she leaves the store and moves on with life with her spoiled little baby. The other type of mother on the other hand is very loud and doesn't give a fuck what you think of her, So she starts yelling and throwing her hands in the air saying "TOMMY, GET OFF THE FLOOR AND GET YOUR LITTLE ASS IN THE CAR NOW!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Then she leaves the store with a big smile on her face and a very scared baby. :) My advice, get a muzzle for your babies, No one wants to here it in the 1st place. Just sayin
by Molly Jones
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Topic #2
Mall Walkers...
So I came into work this Morning and there are all these old people trying to run me over like an over sized snail race. On top of that all you can smell is old sweaty man balls...eww. But sometimes I get really bored and start making bets on who is going make it around the mall 1st.. then after a few hours I get bored again because they are so slowww...fail old mall walkers... And they take it so seriously too, with their arms flying in the air and their water bottles in their fanny-packs, Oh and the bright ugly head bands that went out of style like 100 years ago. Really? And god forbid you get in their way, They will knock you out with their stupid walking stick. My advice, go home! No one like seeing you saggy old parts. Just sayin
Mall Walkers...
So I came into work this Morning and there are all these old people trying to run me over like an over sized snail race. On top of that all you can smell is old sweaty man balls...eww. But sometimes I get really bored and start making bets on who is going make it around the mall 1st.. then after a few hours I get bored again because they are so slowww...fail old mall walkers... And they take it so seriously too, with their arms flying in the air and their water bottles in their fanny-packs, Oh and the bright ugly head bands that went out of style like 100 years ago. Really? And god forbid you get in their way, They will knock you out with their stupid walking stick. My advice, go home! No one like seeing you saggy old parts. Just sayin
by Molly Jones
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People who wear leggings in the mall who just...well... shouldn't....
You know, I work in a mall, I see a lot of crazy people all day long but something I will never understand is how some people think they look hot in leggings.... I mean their a** is hanging out of like 5 different places... REALLY!!! And on top of that all I see is what I think was, at some point a thong but their huge ass ate the rest of it. I mean that's not far to the thong now is it? I pretty sure Victora didn't want her secret six feet under in a pile of cellulite. My advice, lose the leggings, its just not cool anymore now that you wore it. Just sayin....
People who wear leggings in the mall who just...well... shouldn't....
You know, I work in a mall, I see a lot of crazy people all day long but something I will never understand is how some people think they look hot in leggings.... I mean their a** is hanging out of like 5 different places... REALLY!!! And on top of that all I see is what I think was, at some point a thong but their huge ass ate the rest of it. I mean that's not far to the thong now is it? I pretty sure Victora didn't want her secret six feet under in a pile of cellulite. My advice, lose the leggings, its just not cool anymore now that you wore it. Just sayin....
by Molly Jones